Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Santa: Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!

sardar was insertin dogs tail into pipe!.
man :- oye paji!.dogs tail will never becum straight!.
sardar:-oye idiot!.i'm tryin to bend the pipe...

One student suddenly walked out of the class....

Teacher : why this fellow walking out of my class...?

students : madam .., he has a habit of walking in sleep.... ;)